At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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