are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The Olympian is in my bed
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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