On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
pray to the hookup gods
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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