That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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