Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You're like the curious george of whores
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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