Tell her she can't have a vagina
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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