Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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