Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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