He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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