And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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