Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I look better un-naked...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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