with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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