Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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