It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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