I wish i was in the wii world.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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