apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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