Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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