found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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