Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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