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If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You were trust falling into bushes
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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