Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i just google imaged poop.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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