Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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