i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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