Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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