Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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