i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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