Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Do plants get herpes?
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