Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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