This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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