I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My hand turned me down
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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