She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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