You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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