So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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