Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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