Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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