she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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