ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
