the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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