So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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