Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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