"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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