He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You ruined the universe
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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