i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
ok first of all what the fuck
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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