i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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