And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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