whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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