I hope mine doesn't look like that
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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