It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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