She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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