I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
