Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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