Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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