i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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